Venus Ready To Leave ER, Looking 100% Better!
As you can see, I recovered.
This is the start of my 3 week vacation. While sitting on the front porch, something stings me. My whole body catches fire. I immediately jump up and say intensely, “I have to go to the ER right now.”
I call my sister Polly and she races me in her car, down the mountain. My entire body blows up with hives and blisters and everything swells, including my face and lips. Polly says there is a yellow band over the top of my lips. I am the color of a boiled red lobster. As Polly and the ER doctor are later quick to tell me, “You look dreadful!”
Polly loves medical stuff. I hate medical stuff. I have a Doctor and Disease Phobia. Polly has a Doctor and Disease Crush and Delight Phobia.
My entire life I have tried to stay totally away from doctors and hospitals and all those connections.
As we tear down the mountain, Polly reminds me how very delightful I am.
“You’re moaning and you can’t hold still. You’re itching violently and you can’t even close your hands and you keep saying, “Faster! Faster! Hurry, hurry, get me to the hospital! Pass that truck. How much farther? Where the hell is that hospital! ”
Polly is tender hearted but she can’t help but notice my sudden change of heart about the medical profession.
Later, after I live, she tells me she thinks my words and demands were hysterical for someone who dreads this kind of thing…that I was begging to get to the hospital and the doctors!
We both get a lot of laughs off this one.
My Sister Polly Having A Wonderful Time With Venus At The ER
Polly has a wonderful time as the hospital. She loves doctors, hospitals, diseases and all medical things. Here she is leaning on my bed, with her little medical sticker , watching me swell and thrash as she enjoys herself.
Periodically, she calls out my heart rate and blood pressure and comments on my condition. This is not helpful.
Venus As ‘Marilyn Monroe’ With Cupcake Friend, Brenda
I do recover. Recovery is in time to rickety off to my vacation in Seattle with my Cup Cake Sisters. We 7 ladies have been friends since Grammar School and they don’t fail me, now. I’m still wobbly and having some recurrent red episodes and freaking out but they talk me down and don’t make me cook or do dishes.
So, with this vacation I’ve had a Near Death Experience and the love and concern of all my sisters, including Polly. Truly, all is well that ends well.
But hey…I don’t know if I have the nuts to take another vacation.
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