Lexi, my six year old granddaughter, is in trouble, again.
Her mother tells me, “Lexi is at the age where she is fascinated with people’s rear ends. And, she has her own computer. Not a good mix. The other day she came running into the kitchen and asked me to come and look at something.
“I went into her room and she led me to her computer, pointed at the screen and said, “Why are they doing this?”
I peered closer and oh my gosh! I said, ‘Lexi! Where did you get this?!’ She said she had gone to Google and typed in something like BumBums.com!”
“Mooom!” Summer wails to me, “It was some Butt Fetish website and there were all kinds of weird things sticking out of people’s bums! And I had to explain to Lexi why people would do this and what the meaning was!”
I’m laughing. I can’t help it.
“Mom, Lexi is coming up to visit you for awhile and I want you to watch her on the computer. I don’t know what she might think to look up, next.”
“Gee,” I say, “I never would have thought of looking for something like bum bums on the net!”
Last time Lexi stayed with me for awhile, it was interesting. Of course.
She looks at me one day and says, “You’re looking a little old, BaBa.” (more…)