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3 Men Playing Life’s Lotto?

Wednesday, September 18th, 2013

It’s Not Like Winning The Lotto

Here is what happened at my last Family Party:

1. My sister’s husband, who is a large size fellow, went to Wallmart before the party, slipped on a wet floor in the bathroom, skidded across the tile and slammed into a wall with his shoulder. He was hurt but relieved that he didn’t crash to the floor. As he said, “How would they have ever gotten me up? Used a crane?” He skipped my party.

2. My ex-BF, Bill tripped perhaps over his own foot and fell hard on the patio as he was cooking hamburgers. He made a huge thudding sound as he smashed his elbow onto the brick and twisted his ribs and other parts. As he said, “How did this happen? I never fall.

3. My brother Jim tells me when he left the party, he ran down the long drive to his car which was parked on the side of the main road. He opened the car door, slipped, fell hard onto the road, hit his head and rolled into the middle of the street. And, this is a man who doesn’t drink.

My question? How is it that 3 men in my family, who never fall, all slipped and fell hard in one day, the day of the Family Party? It’s not like winning the Lotto!

Sometimes, life doesn’t make sense.

Why doesn’t Live give the answers to odd circumstances?

“THE DEAR VENUS SHOW: All Show Times and Ways to Listen

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How Embarrassing

Wednesday, September 4th, 2013

The Watermelon In The Compost Pile

Yippee! There’s a volunteer watermelon growing in the compost pile! The fruit is round, it’s big and green and gorgeous.

There’s a family party at my house today on Labor Day and Bill and I can’t wait to show the melon to our large family. We’ve been talking to each other about this lucky melon for days. Won’t people be surprised and envious?!

The family includes my Great Aunt Ruby and three of my 3rd cousins who I don’t know well. We’ll show them how great country living can be! Melons growing like gold in the garbage dump out back!

In fact, everyone will be impressed when we drag all 30 people out to see our prize. And then…and then, we will pick it... and bring it around to the front of the house. Then, with Ceremony we will cut it up and all of us will eat watermelon for Labor Day!

Here’s what really happens:

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‘Thrilling’ Adventures

Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013

Here  are a few of my recent Adventures.

 THE ART SHOW

The Art Party

The Art Show Reception is upstairs, over my brother Art’s Jewelry Store. You can see the tree filled view across the street. We are mingling and sitting at tables and chairs. It’s like being at a Grand Affair In Paris.

Susan Knows How To Have Fun With Local Wines

Everyone thinks Susan is a sister because her hair is like the rest of the family’s. She loves wine like I do, too.. she must be a sister. In this town everyone is related to someone else, so who knows.

Art Party Fly Food

We have only managed to trap the flies inside the net.

 

DARLING DR. CHEN

Darling Dr. Chen

Darling Dr. Chen is my acupuncturist. I call him ‘Darling’ because he tells me if I would dye my hair I would look like I am 40 years old! It’s very important to have a doctor who sees you in a positive light.

 

A FUN TIME NOT HAD BY ALL

Summer And I Get A Body And Foot Rub

My daughter takes me out for a special treat. She is annoyed because her masseuse wears rubber gloves!

“Do you know what it’s like Mom, to have someone rub your head and face with big rubber gloves?!”

 

MY NEW MAINE COON KITTIES

My Mickey

Mickey likes to hang out and relax more than his sister does.

Busy PollyBelle

PollyBelle The Sister is always busy. She wants to study palmistry.

 

THE THRILLING ADVENTURE

Pregnant Goats

And, it’s fun to visit The Chicken Lady Who Lives Up The Steep Mountain That Scares My Grandkids. You can buy eggs here, off the woman’s old sagging porch. You take what you want and put your money in a tin can.

It’s always hard to get the car turned around so you can get back down off the mountain. There is always the chance that the car might drop off the side and hurdle you and the eggs all the way to The Great Beyond. Now there’s a thrill.

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